Chronicles of Nerdia (Showing 1 - 25 of 435 comments)

I'll start it with this:

"Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as
searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."

-Cher (Clueless)

"if he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"
-Breakfast Club

Here's one: "They may take our homes; they may take our
lives; but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!!"

--Mel Gibson as William Wallace in "Braveheart"


Also: "I'm not gonna hurt ya Wendy. I'm just gonna bash yer *!$#&*?! brains in!"

--Jack Nicholsan as Jack the author in "The Shining"

Legendary one "personally my dear, i don't give a

damn!!"


oh no, people are gonna
think i
watch boring
old films,

nevermind, the quote
is the only good

part of "Away with
the wind"

"or what about " Hey Butthead, someones stolen our Tv"

the dude in the big lebowski:

Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr.
Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So
that's what you call me. That or His
Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you
know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...

i'll be back

Film: terminator

u no he wants to

"I want these motherf*cking snakes off the motherf*cking
plane!"

-Samuel L. Jackson as Nelville Flynn in Snakes on a Plane

"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."

Yoda-Empire Strike Back

Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the
Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened
to your father.

Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

Darth Vader: No. *I* am your father.

Luke: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings. You know it
to be true.

Luke: Nooooo. Nooooo.

Nick Charles: I'm a hero. I was shot 2 times in
the Tribune.
Nora Charles: I read where you were shot 5
times in the tabloids.
Nick Charles: It's not true. He didn't come
anywhere near my tabloids.

From The Thin Man. Yeah, I basically copied and
pasted that from IMDB, but I remembered how
much I love that line today. Not all old movies
are boring, you know!

"Do you enjoy losing, Mr Bond?"
"I don't know, I've never lost."

From Russia With Love

(I think... yeah)

i like this quote its from XXX 2 State of the Union
"Wars come and go but my Soldiers remain Eternal"

He shall lick my face and I shall lick his snout.

-bewitched(this is not my favorite movie)

Here'ssssssss Johnny - Jack Nicolson from the Shining
I Tony Montana mang, you f***a wit me, you f***a wit da
best - Al Pacino from Scarface.
Have you checked the children? - ?? From When a Stranger
Calls
This is a 44 Magnum the most powerful handgun in the
world and it'll blow your head clean off - Clint Eastwood
from Sudden Impact

These are some of my favs

..you, need to gte inside the animal!
--- freddy got
fingered lol

"It is only after You lose everything that you are free
to do anything" "This is your Life, And its Ending One
minute At a time" "You are not the Car You drive, You are
not the contents of Your Wallet!, You are not Your
F***ing KAKHIS!(sp)" All of those From Fight Club, Yep,
one of my favs. Do taglines count as a quote? if so
then..."Love. At any Cost" Constant Gardener, "The
Greatest Trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the
world he didn't exist" The Usual Suspects, Omg i can go
all day lol. "Hate Is Baggage, Life's too short to be
pissed off all the time...Its just not worth it" American
History X. " I guess I could be pretty pissed off about
what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when
there's so much beauty in the world." American Beauty and
Finally lol..."How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot, Eternal
sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and
each wish resign'd. " Eternal sunshine of the spotless
mind.....

I would write more lol, but idk, it might bother ppl so
ill stop.

Why should i love your god? He strung up his
only son like a side of veal. I shudder to
think what he'd do to me.
-Geoffrey Rush as Marquis de Sade in Quills

this quote isn't from a movie its from a tv show called friends:

" Rachel: ross u eat really fast! "
" Ross: i grew up with monica, if u didn't eat fast, u didn't eat "

LOL i laughed so much

"WHERES THE RUM GONE" PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN it rocks!!!

Reading this could take time so grab a cup of tea before you start, lol

Jackass: The movie
Ryan Dunn: So how did a car-toy get there?
Cuban Doctor: Maybe you stuck it up your ass.

(a man tries to help Spike Jonze after his scooter zooms downhill)
Man: You all right?
Spike Jonze: Yeah.
Man: You have... Your brakes go out?
Spike Jonze: Yeah. The whole thing doesn't work.
Man: Really?
Spike Jonze: Will you push me to the top? I wanna do it again.

Ryan Dunn: I'm surrounded by cacti, for f***'s sake... IT'S CACTI!
Steve-O: It's cactus!
Ryan Dunn: Whatever it is, it hurts!

Men in Black
Jay: You do know Elvis is dead, right?
Kay: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.

Jay: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

[Jay has just helped deliver an alien baby]
Kay: Congratulations, Reg. It's a... squid.

Beatrice: Edgar, what on earth was that?
Edgar: Sugar.
Beatrice: I've never seen sugar do that.

"I think you've got something on your face..."
*shovels dirt onto the face of the person he is burying alive*

Bruce Campbell - Army of Darkness

The warriors

Chatterbox : You wwwwaaawarriors have reall ppppppissed me off!

Ajax [taking the piss]:Fffffff*** you.

some other movie that i forgot the name of

Some mexican guy : Easy cabrone i got a green card OK?

a movie me and my friends made

Geek: Lets go back to my house and do maths, i'll subtract your clothes,divide your legs and we can multiply (C)

another movie me and my friends made

a rapper who's name is tw@ :F*** is nice and f*** is funny, lots of people f*** for money ,if u think that f*** is funny , f*** your-self and save some money (C)

Well, this is actually not a movie quote, but: "Humans aren't worth the air they breathe." -Dracula. Doesn't it make you feel all tingly inside? This is how I feel when I'm out in public and people are doing stupid things.

like wut kind of stupid things

*lois "oh peter, how did you ever get so sweet"
peter "when i was a baby, my mommy dipped me in a bag of sugar"
-family guy
wilma "he luv's me for who i am not who i am!"
-the flintstones movie
"i'm a real boy!"
-pinocio/ shrek 2
"no that'll be all deqar you go to bed now and have a little cry!"
- i have no idea wat tha movie that came from was called but it was old....and one more for the road...
*"shampoo is better i go on first and clean the hair, Conditioner is better i leave the hair silky and smooothe...ohr eally fool...really...eurh eurh er eurhh!...STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"
-billy maddison
ok that can be all for now...i'll put a million more on later